And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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