dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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