Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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