is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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