Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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