dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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