There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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