It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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