You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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