It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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