I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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