Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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