Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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