Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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