My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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