yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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