If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Randomize
