I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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