The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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