She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Vodka?
Forever.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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