just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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