I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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