Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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