Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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