Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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