windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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