Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
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