Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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