Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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