i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
NoShamevember. You game?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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