nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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