Joe is yelling at the trees again.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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