the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Shame is for Republicans.
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