I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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