Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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