That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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