I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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