The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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