why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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