Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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