using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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