just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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