stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
