I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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