Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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