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the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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