real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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