smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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