wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
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