the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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