Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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