One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize