a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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