come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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