So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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