1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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