ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
