West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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