problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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