She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
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